#like bunnies

[wangxianficrecs]

like bunnies by idleorbitals

like bunnies

by idleorbitals

T, 4k, Wangxian

Summary: “Do you remember what happened?” Wei Ying prompts, and then, when no response is forthcoming: “You were too stubborn to tell anyone you weren’t feeling well, and the evil doctor cut you open and took your appendix in revenge.” “You’re a doctor?” Lan Zhan asks at last, speech slightly slurred. A bolt of panic races through Wei Ying. “No, dummy,” he says, with a high, nervous laugh. “I’m your husband.” ~ Hey look it’s an appendicitis-with-minor-emotional-complications drabble! I’m sure this has never, ever been done before. Complete with medicated shenanigans, visits from caring siblings, and just the requisite dose of husbandly angst

Kay's comments: Ah, I loved this!! Of course, Lan Wangji is the kind of guy who doesn't tell anyone that he's been in pain for two days, such stoicism! And he was very cute high on anesthesia. I loved the mixture of fluff and angst and comedy. It was very well balanced!

Excerpt: “A-Zhan?” There’s a sallow cast to his face in the pale light bleeding through the curtain, and a tightness around the corners of his eyes that sends a flicker of worry through Wei Ying. “Hey,” he says, sitting up, feeling suddenly wide awake, “what is it?” “I,” Lan Zhan says, then stops for a moment. “Have some pain,” he finishes. “What? Where?” The hand that isn’t locked around Wei Ying’s wrist shifts to the sheet somewhere over Lan Zhan’s abdomen and hovers there. His fingers, Wei Ying notices, with some alarm, are trembling.

modern setting, established relationship, hurt/comfort, one shot, fluff, fluff and angst, light angst, hospitals, sickfic, appendictis

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[ducktracy]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[cuntstable]

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

[avocadoart]

Just remembered kangaroos are real and they're fucking WEIRD like, there's wild ones, just out and about. I went aus when I was a kid and we'd go for a walk at like 5am because little British me couldn't sleep, and there were just kangaroos, just, there

[evenlyevi]

Happy pride! I offer you some bunnies on cakes!! 🌈

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[wolfertinger666]

Virgin maid killer sweater

(HE/HIM)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa wants to meet Glamrock Bonnie..

[taffywabbit]

reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually

[erebus0dora]

let's just say that's one of the things i would like to see one day, but so far i just had to get it out of my head

(i caught a cold, i can't do complex stuff)

[dapper-lil-arts]

If Fluttershy had Whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣

[moechies]

toji 𝓍 bunnie ૮ ˃̵ ˂̵ აㅤㅤㅤ

toji who grabs his little bunnie gf by the scuff of her tail to pull her onto him.

“bunny, come sit on it.”

“ouuuch ! toji, stop it! hurts..!”

“heh, sorry bunny. c’mere.”

it happens so quickly. you had just been sprawled across the sheets, playing on your phone before you were rudely interrupted by a desperate old man, in need of some assistance.

“sit on my cock, honey. w’na feel you.”

“y-you’re so crude , toji .” you frown, but in no way do you take your time tugging off his pants. his cock springs up almost immediately , the hard shaft slapping against his tummy causing a blunt noise.

“s’ hard toji . .”

your mouth waters at the sight, holding the fat girth in the small of your hand. your hands don’t fully wrap around him, nearly an inch left of cock that gapes in between your fingers. his digits reach to pull the crotch of your panties aside, quickly pulling you directly above him, making you hover over his cock head.

“mm,” he hums, “don’t make me do it all , work yourself on it doll.” he teases, coming up to tug at your fluffy ear.

“s-stop it !” you whine, making him laugh. it’s hard to work him with no prep, the sloppy tip of his cock immediately stretching the fat folds of your cunt. it burns , but you’re soothed over by the sweet circles rubbed into your skin to pace you.

“t-too hard, why’re s’hard . . mmf—“

“y’were swayin’ yer ass all over the place. how could i not be, bunny? don’t be so naive.” he grunts, watching intently as his pudgy tip slides in and out of your chubby walls.

“i wasn’t, toji ! y-you’re such a perv!”

he laughs breathily , hoisting you above his cock before slamming you down completely. you scream and thrash at the unpreparing stretch, round tail fluttering as hairs on your fluffy ears stand.

“oh, bun.”

his fingers sneak behind your butt to fidget and tug on the fur of your tail once again, but this time, you’re too lost in a haze to pay it any mind,

“that, i am.”

[dazzelmethat]

Some crickets and grasshoppers and my thoughts about them.

I've always been interested in bugs since I was real small.. I should draw them more often.

[subby-fluffybunny]

Everyone always talks about fast and hard fucking, but where’s the appreciation for being fucked torturously slowly? When they force you to feel every single bump, lump and inch of their strap and go deep, really deep, and never pick up the pace, while they ever so gently circle your clit too. The slow build of your orgasm and feeling your cunt tighten around the strap and feeling everything even more intensely… when your orgasm finally goes over the edge it feels like something entirely different to a normal orgasm, it starts off kinda slow and then hits so HARD and you can feel every single contraction and each one brings another strong wave of complete euphoria and it keeps going for almost as long as they keep pounding you. Bonus points if they teased you for 30 mins before hand using just your nipples, and then put vibrating clamps on them while they fuck you.

That being said, I need a domme to come do that to me please 🥺👉👈

MEN AND MINORS DNI THIS IS A POST ABOUT LESBIAN SEX

[claypigeonpottery]

can’t sleep, carving instead

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet